Oppo, I heard you don't like Ferrari Californias

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein) 03/27/2017 at 11:50 • Filed to: None

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So here’s a metallic powder blue Ferrari California that parked next to me yesterday and is basically the same color as the Dodge Aries K that my grandpa drove in the 80s.

Also yesterday, I read !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , and then last night I had a dream where I was at the weird-shaped parking lot behind !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . I ran into Obama who was dressed like the picture in the article, and driving a sky blue ’57 Chevy. We talked about how I was going to fix healthcare, and then when he went to leave, somehow he was on a powder blue Harley with orange flames that kind of made it look like Gulf livery.

Dreams are weird, man.

Alfalfa > Textured Soy Protein 03/27/2017 at 12:00

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I like the California. Yeah, they could have done a better job designing the rear portion, but I still think it’s a good-looking car altogether.

Also, someone definitely needs to do some sort of mock-up of a flaming Gulf livery

Viggen > Textured Soy Protein 03/27/2017 at 12:00

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I like the California...

LongbowMkII > Textured Soy Protein 03/27/2017 at 12:07

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Seems like Obama caught the car bug from Biden. That’d make a good show, two PI’s cruising (LA/Miami) solving crimes in classic cars.

O: Hey Joe, shouldn’t we get less conspicuous vehicles for this stakeout?

B: That’s just what they’re expecting. *burnout*

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The problem with the california is that its not a maserati.

Textured Soy Protein > LongbowMkII 03/27/2017 at 12:08

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I think the California T solves most of the problems with the original. Because horsepower.

LongbowMkII > Textured Soy Protein 03/27/2017 at 12:11

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4 more cylinders would’ve been better than 2 more turbos. plus that’s just more reason to be a Maserati

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Textured Soy Protein 03/27/2017 at 12:20

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We like REAL Californias

misfitmascots > Textured Soy Protein 03/27/2017 at 12:21

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I think seinfeld also is responsible for the car bug biting him.

Textured Soy Protein > LongbowMkII 03/27/2017 at 12:21

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But you can charge more for a Ferrari than a Maserati, so it’s a Ferrari.

LongbowMkII > Textured Soy Protein 03/27/2017 at 12:45

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True.

AMC/Renauledge > Textured Soy Protein 03/27/2017 at 13:12

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I dunno. The California T is a huge improvement.

Also, Obama had a Chrysler 300C back when they were at their zenith. I think you have to like cars to buy a 300C when everyone else in your party is buying Priuses.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Textured Soy Protein 03/27/2017 at 13:29

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I would daily a droptop California.

Haters gonna hate.

Axial > LongbowMkII 03/28/2017 at 01:40

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Not ugly enough to be a contemporary Maserati.